“So excited for my kids to return to school so I can spend my free time reading the 50 emails their school sends each day” Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-funniest-tweets-from-parents-the-week-of-aug-13-19-goog_l_656e4b4ae4b07b937ff5baab
Genetics is only one piece of the puzzle. Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/study-early-dementia-risk-factors_l_6596cf44e4b0f27b6e3691c8
“I was an ocean away from anyone who’d made fun of my body … so I tried to psych myself up for this new adventure.” Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/body-image-nudity-public_n_655bfc35e4b0662eb43b40e6
The “Norma Rae” actor said that her “Smokey and the Bandit” co-star and then-boyfriend was “not a nice guy” as she found more success. Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sally-field-burt-reynolds-oscar_n_65996cc9e4b075f4cfd2841d
A luggage scale is a must for avoiding overweight baggage fees. Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/target-luggage-scale_l_6597067ee4b0f27b6e36c576
Genetics is only one piece of the puzzle. Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/study-early-dementia-risk-factors_l_6596cf44e4b0f27b6e3691c8
The flat-back design means that you won’t ever have to endure those dreaded earring pokes while sleeping ever again. Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/maison-miru-nap-earrings_l_659483dbe4b0912833ae370d
“‘What happened?’ I asked. ‘You hemorrhaged again,’ she said. ‘This time you lost over a liter of blood.'” Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/postpartum-hemorrhage-retained-tissue-lifesaving_n_65809e54e4b0e142c0bed3d8
“I’m forever loyal to that password I chose at age 12” Original source: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funniest-tweets-from-women-dec-30-jan-5_n_65977954e4b0bf73e178e5c0
“Reached into a pocket of my diaper bag only to find a handful of cat food. When asked about this, my 5 year old said, ‘in case we see some